Random silliness~~

So let's pretend for a moment that the ability to make oneself a 2D anime character is a reality. If I had to choose, I would most definitely be a perverted big-sis type character.


Looks wise, I'd be a brown-skinned blackish-purple-haired Rangiku (from Bleach) clone.

Personality wise, I'd be a perverted nee-chan type, with a touch of yandere.

My fashion would range from urban clothing to cosplay outfits (because what good is being an anime character if you can't wear outrageous clothing?).

Gigantic hammers pulled from hyperspace have been done to death, so my weapon of choice would be something cool like a scythe (which has always been done to death, I know, but well...whatever).

I'd god-mode myself into having awesome powers, that I would most likely never use because I'd be too busy stuffing my face (hey, it's anime, why not abuse the eat-unholy-amounts-but-is-always-skinny rule its got going on?) with assorted food items.

I would also give myself a bonus ability: shapeshifting. Because what good is being an anime character if you can't switch genders at any given moment?

I would put this anime version of myself in a slice of life modern-fantasy hentai setting, kind of like The Melancholy of Haruhi (except this would be a hentai version).

And everyone would be 18+, regardless of how old they really look.

Yes, I realize I have put way too much thought into this and that none of this will ever happen, but it sure is a nice dream...